The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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