Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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