i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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