You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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