Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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