There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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