Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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