Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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