Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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