"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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