i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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