We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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