wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
