There was a lot of him and a little penis
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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