Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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