I'm drive I can fine osifer
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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