R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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