Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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