If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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