Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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