We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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