I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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