I wish i was in the wii world.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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