I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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