ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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