kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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