last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
