This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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