I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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