I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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