she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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