Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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