There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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