that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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