They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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