Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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