You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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