Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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