'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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