omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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