Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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