Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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