Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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