tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
