What a fucking waste of an outfit
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We talked him into tasing himself.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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