Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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