Jerry, you need to find god
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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