He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
