Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He better not be in your backpack
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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