called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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