so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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