Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Randomize
