I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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