i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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