This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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